A day in the life of …..

July 6th.


Wiping the

stickly sweat

from my handsome brow

I kicked the cat

across the room

and took a sup of tea.


I sat down

and planned my weekly

abortion schedule

then sent a check

for my new lambskin gloves

to Stanley

who runs my growing

funeral parlour.


I called my neighbor

with the fridge full

of body parts

and asked him to

send me the

copyright agreement

so I could sign the movie deal.


I kicked the cat again

started a bath

poured a cocktail

and waited

for something to happen.

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