Fictional Delirium

 

Tin man is pounding

Pippy Longstockings

in the back room.

 

Cat woman’s got

Bart’s tongue.

Inspector Gadget

his zipper undone.

 

The Hulk is in the backroom

doing yoga.

Batman’s thrown off his cape

and wearin’ a toga.

 

Ironman is taking an oil bath

King Kong is watching

The Wrath Of Khan.

Speedy Gonzales he’s long gone.

 

Coyote finally caught his bird.

Next up, Tweety Bird, I heard.

 

The Cookie Monster is getting

ten teeth pulled.

Zorro’s wedding plans are on hold.

Spiderman’s been sold

to a future arachnoid.

 

Indiana Jones I’m told

is in town to discuss the next script

insisting it must contain a larger crypt.

 

Denis is menacing.

Donald’s ducking.

Bozo clowning around.

 

The Littlest Hobo fell

and is hobbling back to his owner

in Hollywood.

The Family Guy’s got a boner

for the girl in

that other show.

 

Zeus is on the loose

and won’t take no for an answer.

I just saw some deers fly by.

Onward Dasher, onward prancer!

 

McGyver’s driving a loaner

and Wonder Woman is wondering

if its worth it

all the animation it takes as

delirious Betty Crocker rebakes …..

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